15 Pick-Up Lines To Use In The Year Of The Dog
When Valentine's Day and Chinese New Year collide, it's hump day.
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Gong Xi Bark Cai & Happy Howlentine's Day!
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"Is it hot in here, or are you in heat?"
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"I've been a bad boy. Want to rub my nose in it and spank me?"
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"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this without a collar and a leash?"
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"Want to go for a walk? I've got some of those little plastic bags."
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"Nice necklace, but I bet it doesn't kill fleas and ticks for up to three months."
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"Hi, has anyone already marked this stool?"
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"Are you aware that there are actually several different doggie styles, depending on the breed?"
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"Want to come back to my place and check out my collection of hardened, white poop?"
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"Hope you don't mind me first asking if you're up to date with all of your shots?"
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"If I look at you any longer, I'll have to wear a plastic cone to stop me from licking myself raw!"
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me hump your leg?"
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"Who's a good girl? Who? Who? Who? You! You're a good girl! Yes, you are!"
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"Let's get out of this toilet and go somewhere else for a real drink."
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"Gee, your butt smells terrific!"
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"Your hydrant or mine?"
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