Trap Review: M Night Shyamalan’s Serial Killer-At-A-Pop-Concert Thriller Is Really, Really Ridiculous
Plus: Should you watch Eli Roth's adaptation of the video game Borderlands in the cinemas? Or wait for it on streaming?
Trap (PG13)
Starring Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Alison Pill, Hayley Mills
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
Psycho meets Taylor Swift! That’s the high-concept premise of Shyamalan’s latest thriller, starring Hartnett as a serial killer — imagine Norman Bates by way of a family man — who is the subject of a police dragnet at a pop concert (Saleka, the director’s daughter, plays the Lady Gaga-meet-Tay Tay surrogate, Lady Raven). The story starts off on an intriguing note but not before stumbling its way through a series of mind-boggling plot holes (let’s face it, both the script and the sting operation aren’t properly thought out) and swerving into a more exciting (or preposterous, depending on what you had for breakfast) third act that feels like it’s grafted from another movie. Crap might have been a better title. Save this one for HBO Go. (2/5 stars) out in cinemas
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Borderlands (PG13)
Starring Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jack Black, Florian Munteanu, Edgar Ramirez, Adriana Greenblatt
Directed by Eli Roth
Borderlands is borderline disastrous, which is a weird thing to say considering the top-tier talents involved (Roth, WTF?!) in this joyless adaptation of the eponymous shooter game. This intergalactic adventure sees a ragtag team of oddballs — led by an enigmatic gunslinger (a miscast Blanchett, struggling to channel Snake Plissken’s badassery) — battling a corporate behemoth over an ancient alien treasure. The jokes are flat, the action sequences dull, the movie (probably) matters more to devotees of the source material; others, however, might write this off as a Guardians of the Galaxy rip-off — and a sad reminder why video-game movies suck ass. (1.5/5 stars) out in cinemas
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