The Package (R21)
Starring Daniel Doheny, Geraldine Viswanathan
Directed by Jake Szymanski
The title refers to a penis. A penis that’s been, ahem, severed from a teen in a camping mishap. (Warning: playing with sharp objects while peeing in the dark is never a good idea.)
Good thing his pals are around and they would spend the rest of the movie trying to reunite the detached pecker with its owner. By the way, this isn’t a survival horror flick — it’s a raunch-com produced by Ben Stiller, someone who knows a thing or two about mangled private parts.
Despite the gruesome nature, it’s a surprisingly funny coming-of-age story, with committed performances from an endearing ensemble that includes Blockers breakout star Geraldine Viswanathan. Fellas, prepare to wince a lot. A lot. On Netflix. (***)