Oscars 2017 Fashion Police: Who Sizzled? Who Fizzled?

The fabulous Miss Stone is a picture of perfection on the red carpet with her vintage-gold flapper gown that recalls Hollywood glamour of yore. Her hair and make-up? Flawless. But her best accessory may be a small Planned Parenthood pin on her bustier, a subtle political statement on Hollywood’s biggest night.

Ryan trying his best not to look ruffled that Casey Affleck beat him to the Best Actor Oscar... and the ruffles on his shirt are not helping. The La La Land actor looks like he might have stolen his cabaret-worthy shirt from the set of Austin Powers before dancing onto the red carpet. It's a good thing he's so darn handsome.

Resplendent in Zuhair Murad, Chrissy walked the red carpet with hubby John Legend, who was performing songs from La La Land. John called Chrissy “a goddess”, and we can’t disagree.

The Hidden Figures actress certainly isn't hiding her sexy and voluptuous figure in this sleek off-the-shoulder Alberta Ferretti gown. Va-va-voom!

Her hubby Justin Timberlake was up for an award for Best Song, but Jessica celebrated too early by dressing up as an Oscar statuette (JT's "Can't Stop The Feeling!" didn't win). Jessica looks like she wore the perfect gold dress, then walked through a hurricane, resulting in said dress looking tattered and torn. We guess it's supposed to be edgy?

Looking like a glamourous ballerina is the Brit actress in a blush pink Dior confection.

The actress may be overcompensating for her recent skin-baring stint in Fifty Shades Darker, as she's all covered up in what looks like pale gold Christmas wrapping paper, courtesy of Gucci. The large bow in front looks like a classy waitress' apron. You've been served, Dakota.

The Moonlight and Hidden Figures actress sure knows how to make an impression at her very first Oscars, making heads turn in a splendid sheer lace Elie Saab Haute Couture gown complete with sequins and crystal stones.

If you've got it, flaunt it. The 20-year-old actress-singer knows this as she shows off her toned physique in a dreamy see-through floral Ralph & Russo gown.

From the chunky dated belt to the grandma's white petticoat seen through her too-casual Alaia dress, ScarJo's outfit is unflattering and occasion-inappropriate.

Sexy and utterly classy at the same time is the actress’s two-tone vintage Armani Privé frock.

A red velvet cupcake on the red carpet? Not a good idea. The turtle-neck? School-marmish.

This spacey geometric-patterned gown might have gone wrong in the hands of a lesser being, but on Bollywood-turned-Hollywood beauty Priyanka’s va-va-voom bod, it is edgy perfection.

Oh Charlize, what happened? The actress who usually does no wrong on the red carpet somehow picked a gown that’s boring, unflattering and ill-fitting.

The Hidden Figures actress shows off a tiny waist in this classic bustier LBD updated with pockets and a long train.