Fashion Police: Grammys 2017

Lady Gaga is such an innovator. This year, she found the solution for underboob sweat stains

We wonder if Adele knows that her gown looks like a giant ketupat ’cos that would be just rice.

Katy Perry made a clean sweep of the red carpet that night, but that’s only because she came dressed as a feather duster.

Joy Villa’s statement dress (the words ‘Make America Great Again’ emblazoned on the side, and a giant ‘Trump’ printed on the tail) succeeded in one thing: Making us Google ‘Who the hell is Joy Villa?’.

Michael Keaton walked the red carpet with his songwriter son Sean Douglas, while Diplo ushered his two sons Lazer and Lockett to their first Grammys, proving once and for all that everyone loves a dad boy.

Thanks to Jacqueline Van Bierk, you’ll now have to explain to your clueless teen cousin that those metal discs hanging from her dress are CDs and not “shiny things fruit stall hawkers use to ward off birds”.

Does American recording artist Jidenna know he’s at the Grammys and not embarking on a mission on the Starship Enterprise?

We feel real dirty looking at Girl Crush’s ball pit-inspired dress because we all know that ball pits are really hotbeds of bacteria.

We can Halsey your breasts.

CeeLo Green came as his alter ego Gnarly Davidson, who we assume is a character from ’80s cartoon, Masters of the Universe.