Fashion Police: BAFTAs 2017

Michelle Williams, who can easily be mistaken for an 11-year-old (she’s really 36), is wearing a dress that looks like it was doodled on by a very disturbed child.

Split star Anya Taylor-Joy showed up at the BAFTAS looking like that disturbed child who drew on Michelle William’s dress.

How many sparkly dresses (’cos you know, of the obvious ‘City of Stars’ reference) will Emma Stone wear until her big day at the Oscars?

Poor Penelope Cruz. She was supposed to make an appearance at the Bee Gees tribute segment at the Grammys in LA... only to find herself on the wrong continent.

Nicole Kidman’s daughters did not like her plunging neckline. That’s what you get when you name them Faith and Sunday Rose.

Throughout Naomie Harris’ career, she’s always been the bridesmaid, never the bride. Well, metaphorically. But she’s finally decided to throw in the towel and just show up as one.

We swear our late grandmother had a patchwork blanket that looked exactly like Daisy Ridley’s dress.

JK Rowling took time off from eviscerating haters and Donald Trump supporters on Twitter to mingle with Muggles at the BAFTAs. That is all.

Thandie Newton is so good at playing a brothel madame in Westworld, she can’t snap out of the character in real life.