The Jason Hahn Files: We Could Really Use A Little Rain Now
“Saffy said she was just emerging from her office when the rain stopped and by the time she’d walked 10m, the humidity had turned her hair into the follicular equivalent of a badly constructed bird’s nest.”
The Jason Hahn Files: 13 Reasons Why Is The Reason Why I'm Cancelling My Netflix Subscription
“The idea that Sharyn might be hooked on ‘13 Reasons Why’ because it was a subliminal torture porn fantasy in which her family were the principal characters gripped Saffy for days.”