Fat Chance You’ll Be Able To Resist These Adorable Blind Box Plushies

Ever feel like your cravings are calling the shots, your tummy has its own agenda, or that one pesky bulge refuses to budge? You’re not alone, and now those sneaky fat cells have made their IRL debut in the cutest possible way.

Meet the ezFattie Babies — Singapore’s first slimming-inspired blind box plushies by London Weight Management. Squishy, palm-sized, and perfect as keychains or bag charms, they’re the kind of collectible you’ll want to flex on your tote or carryall.

Say hello to your inner mischief-makers

ezHappy is the forever-hungry fat cell. Always cheerful, always excited… Especially when there’s bubble tea (100% sugar, no less), decadent cakes or greasy fried chicken around. Decided to upsize your meal? It’s already throwing a party.

ezCryCry is too clingy to let go, too sluggish to burn off fast. It sulks when you eat clean and wails when you exercise — because every salad feels like betrayal.

ezAngry is the old-timer. Stubborn, resistant, and extra mad when you try to diet or hit the gym. This one’s the reason your favourite pair of jeans can’t button up anymore.

What’s a blind box without a secret? Of course there’s a mystery character waiting to be discovered, complete with a little surprise gift for lucky collectors.

But here’s the twist: while they’re hilarious in plush form, you don’t actually want these freeloaders sticking around IRL. That’s where ezSlim™, London Weight Management’s signature slimming treatment (the top weight management solution for celebs like Sheila Sim, Naomi Neo, and Chen Xiuhuan), steps in.

In just 30 minutes, it can trim up to 7cm safely and effortlessly — no pain, no downtime, no pills, and no crash diets required.

So go ahead, collect the ezFattie Babies for laughs, but don’t let them linger in your body. Sign up here for a complimentary ezSlim™ session and stand a chance to snag your own ezFattie Babies blind box.