Fashion Police: The Golden Globes 2018 Edition

We don’t expect Queen Meryl to show up in anything distracting, not when she has important things to say about Hollywood’s mistreatment of women. She walked the red carpet with domestic workers’ rights activist Ai Jen Poo, and gave a rousing speech when she called for the stars to “remind each other of the privilege and responsibilities of the act of empathy”. No wonder Kelly Clarkson shrieked like a fangirl when she spotted Meryl on the red carpet, causing host Ryan Seacrest to exclaim, “I thought you tripped [on your gown]!”

Angie reprised her role as Maleficent on the red carpet.

Of course Mrs Keith Urban would ace the #WhyWeWearBlack theme.

Why did Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda not tell Sarah Jessica Parker that her frock is a frightful mess?

We wonder why Gal went to the awards as a glamourous matador.

Reese carried the weight of women’s rights on her (one cold) shoulder.

Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown gave us Natalie Portman vibes as she walked the red carpet a full hour after her show's co-stars. Is that a sign that she’s becoming too big of a thing?

After the hoo-ha over her not getting tea at her New Year’s Eve countdown performance, Mimi looked perfect to a tee.

Jessica, in Armani Privé, is what we imagine Ariel from The Little Mermaid would look like at a formal event.

You know those fancily-wrapped origami presents at a Japanese department store? That’s what Naomi Campbell looks like. ​​​​​​​

The supermodel usually aces the red carpet, but this year she looked like a fancy napkin held together with a napkin ring. #whathappened

The Mother of Dragons was smoking hot.

Dear Kate, squeezing into that giant fishnet stocking is not considered dressing up for the Golden Globes.

Margot (in Gucci) could totally blend in at the Palace of Versailles.

Emaciated is not a good look for the actress, as is this dress that reminds us of Morticia Addams' nightgown.

The Fifty Shades of Grey star went even darker in this black Gucci gown.

Kerry is so fab at 40, she can even get away with dressing like a teenager.

Kendall reminds us of a petulant teenager who cut up her conservative prom gown just to show some leg.

Girls actress Allison Williams is a ripe target for the fashion police, even when she tried her best to hide the bull’s eye. ​​​​​​​

Rory Gilmore, we mean The Handmaid’s Tale actress, wows in this monochromatic ensemble. She even tucked a scarf into her waistband, you know, in case the auditorium gets colder later. ​​​​​​​

We’re seeing an #Angiesrightleg trend revival here with Alison and Christina Hendricks.

Christina tactfully kept her golden globes hidden this time round.

Can Jamie stop shopping off the clearance rack at Forever 21?

Black dresses can border on the boring side, but none more so than Alicia Vikander's.

Women now wear the pants too and Maggie G wants you to know it.

There's always that one person at the company D&D who ignores the attire theme, and today at the Golden Globes it was German model Barbara Meier. Tsk.