Taiwanese Celeb Xiao Zhong Says He Once Wore A Condom Before A Date And His Tool Turned Purple 3 Hours Later
We can’t help but wonder if the 50-year-old former singer made up this very visual childhood story.
Taiwanese host, Xiao Zhong is no stranger to controversy, often sharing (or in many instances, oversharing) incredulous stories on many variety shows.
However, it seems he is not done, recently sharing with other guests that when he was still a high school student, he wore a condom before going on a date, and it ended with his tool changing colour three hours later.
After the guests finished gasping in shock, Xiao Zhong went on to share that he had a crush on a classmate then. It ended up becoming more serious and his dad gave him a condom, saying: “You should take it with you in case you need it.”
Apparently, he misunderstood his dad's advice and thought the old man was telling him to put it on before going out. “At that time, all I could think of was that I had to be prepared and that when the time comes, to not let the other person think that it's too late,” said Xiao Zhong.
Yikes! Xiao Zhong, did it ever occur to you that you might need to pee?
Well, he later shared that not only did he not dare to go to the toilet throughout the three-hour date, but he also later discovered his nether parts had turned a very sick-looking colour.
Fellow guest Pan Ruodi tried to empathise and said condoms in the past were made very differently and that “the top part [of the condom] used to be very tight and if you use it for three minutes, it will explode, turning the top of head black.”
We think these two better leave the sex ed to the experts in the future.
Photos: Chinapress