Taiwanese Host Xiao Zhong Says His Right Arm Is Bigger Than His Left Arm ’Cos He’s Been Single For 3.5 Years
Think that's TMI? Read on.
Taiwanese host-singer Jason Chung aka Xiao Zhong, 50, recently hopped onto the “Points About Me That Might Surprise You” social media trend that has been taking Taiwan by storm.
And we have to say, Jason really did surprise everyone.
In a Facebook post on Wednesday (May 18), he shared 20 little ‘facts', revealing literally everything about himself.
Here's Xiao Zhong's first three points:
“1. I’ve been single for 3.5 years.
2. My right arm is a lot bigger than my left arm.
3. Recently, I try not to clap my hands when not needed ‘cos it feels like I’m hitting my own girlfriend’s face.”
And if you think that's TMI, wait till you get to the, um, meat of his post.
"7. I'm 16cm, and I (multiplied [it] by 10) too”
Netizens were beyond tickled by his statement, especially ‘cos Jason used “乘10 (chéngshí)” in his sentence, which means “multiplied by 10”, and is also a homonym for “honest (诚实 chéngshí)” in Mandarin too.
Other points he posted included his ideal type — “I like A cup girls, most of them are kind 'cos it’s easier for them to get in touch with their own conscience”, as well as how he “genuinely feels that it’s too tiring to just like one person”, so he “chooses to like 10 instead”.
Comments left on Jason’s post largely commended him, with one laughing that this “uncle" is “indeed honest”.
Another asked: “How are you so talented?!” while another wondered if this was just “a collection of cold jokes”.
Here's Xiao Zhong's full post:
Photos: Jason Chung/Facebook, Jason Chung/Instagram