Beyoncé's Maternity Photos Are 10 Times More Epic Than Yours

Here's proof that the morning sickness and swollen ankles that plague mere mortals don't apply to Beyoncé, who floats fabulously in a pool in a series of underwater photos.

Okay, we're getting vertigo now.

How else can you explain Bey, carrying twins, drifting gracefully underwater like an Olympic synchronised swimmer?

Here's another one of Queen B upside down, naked save for a couple of strategically placed veils.

The laws of gravity do not apply to a diva.

Tacky or brilliant? Only Beyoncé can frolic on a dusty, broken down car against a backdrop of a fake blue sky and not look like a silly teen Instagrammer.

Netizens speculated that Beyoncé's choice of mismatched lingerie - a US$130 ($183) maroon Agent Provocateur bra and a pair of US$95 ($134) Dauphine baby blue panties - hints that she's carrying a boy and a girl.

Queen Bey makes lounging around look good.

Bey's five-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy, is about to become a big sister! Naturally, she appears in the maternity shoot handing Beyoncé a sprig of flowers.

Doesn't Blue Ivy look like a carbon copy of Bey's husband Jay-Z? Here's hoping that the twins will take after, um, their mother.

We're quite convinced that Bey is actually Mother Earth.

Does this photo remind you of Demi Moore's iconic 1991 Vanity Fair cover? The actress, seven months preggers with daughter Scout, had famously posed in her birthday suit.

Blue Ivy in 2011, which Bey documented in a series of snapshots that flaunted her growing bump.

Here's a pic of Blue Ivy kissing her unborn siblings in Beyoncé's womb. Altogether now, awww...